The Mormons Are Gaining On Us!

I was under the impression that the Roman Catholic Church had the most members of any organized religion on earth.

Well you sure wouldn’t know it if you’ve been watching TV of late. Mormons are everywhere! And they are interesting and kind of un-Mormony. You know what I mean.

I saw the first ad featuring a world-class surfer who happens to be a woman and (wait for it), a Mormon!

“Well, what do you know?” I thought and went on about my business. Little did I know that the Mormons have deep pockets when it comes to TV ad campaigns. They were about to saturate the airwaves with Mormons. And not because of the Rapture.

Then I saw the ad with the artist, the Library of Congress dude, the motorcycle dude, the attorney. I had no preconceived notions about  how Mormons make their living etc. But this is an impressive group.

Most importantly, they are all doing an outstanding job of recruiting. We’ve got to catch up. Catholics, grab an incense burner, some holy water and a few votive candles-let’s roll!

I’m just concerned we’re not going to be as interesting.

Sorry.

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One Response to The Mormons Are Gaining On Us!

  1. Rob says:

    My grandparents are Catholic so I figure that gives me the “in” to comment on your blog :)

    It’s funny when you say, “I’m just concerned we’re not going to be as interesting.” Do you have any idea how many dentists are Mormon? A lot. Why? White & nerdy = dentist or =Mormon, so we aren’t all cool.

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